Take it.Īsk yourself, “Self, what is standing between me and getting laid trades?” The answer isn’t your looks, or the way you talk. You’re a loser, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t hope.ĭon't let beauty intimidate you. You’d be waist-deep in a gyrating pit of half-naked women of every ethnicity Earbuds. If you did, you wouldn’t be reading this guide. The first thing you need to know about seducing women collecting hats is that right now, you don’t have what it takes. But if you’re committed and have no moral qualms with “lying,” “theft” or “phishing,” you’ve got the potential to rule Hatopia® with an iron, non-Irish fist.* Seducing the Target – Start Small, Aim High
I won’t lie not everyone has what it takes to rise to the top in the dog-eat-dog world of the Team Fortress 2 Hatconomy®. And I’m willing to let you in on a little secret:Īll it takes is patience, timing, and the will to crush the soul of every person you meet. I’ve discovered a fool-proof method for getting the best and most valuable hats as efficiently as possible. Isn’t there a better way?Īfter aquiring 1 copy of every hat in the game, including the extremely elusive Unusual Medic Mask, I can say with absolute certainty that yes, yes there is. With every trade, another shattered dream. With every day comes a new disappointment. You stay awake at night, weighing the pros and cons of “hat trading” versus “having the minimum amount of sleep necessary to function the next day.” Look in your heart you know it to be true.
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